More tranny stories later!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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