The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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