Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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