i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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