i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
