talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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