Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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