Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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