"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I met the friendliest cop last night
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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