At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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