When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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