don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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