Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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