Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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