He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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