Already got asked if we're dating
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
