Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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