Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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