So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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