Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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