The maid of honor just puked.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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