He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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