I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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