just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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