I queefed so loud it echoed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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