I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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