..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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