Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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