garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think my mom watched the whole time
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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