that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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