Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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