why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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