Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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