accomplished twins. life is a go
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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