Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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