Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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