Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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