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• (309): View more from Illinois

  so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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  awkward

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  no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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• (716): View more from New York

  So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz

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• (347): View more from New York

  When are you not under some influence?

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  Since last Tuesday...yesterday.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour

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