Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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