physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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