so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Everything about him screamed your future.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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