just tell him i said nine months
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wish you could order shots online.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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