Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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