so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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