wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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