The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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