i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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