He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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