you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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