The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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