at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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