I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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