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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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