Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Couch. On fire.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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