she woke up with a sticky ear
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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