Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
What should our trivia night team be named?
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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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